fluicin

an act of flossing while juicing at the same time.

1.) My panish is fluicin the juicin.

2.) That shit right there is straight fluicin!

3.) I will tell you right now that this shirt will straight fluicin the ladies at the gym!!

by martatodd March 3, 2009

Flucinations

Hallucinations you get when you have the flu. First coined on the Matt, Matt, and Eddie show- Probably by a Matt, a Matt, or Eddie.

How many flucinations do you want.

by stickofgum February 16, 2010

Fluicide

When you drug yourself up to the point your flu commits suicide

-To get better

I've had so much ibuprofen I'm about to commit fluicide!!!!!!

by bUubbbBbbssSSSssS November 25, 2015

Fluicide

When you have a flu so bad you want to commit suicide

Sorry, I can't come into work today. I'm so miserable with this cold I want to commit fluicide!

by A[li]CE November 1, 2008

fluicide

When you know someone with the flu and you still go over and visit with them.

My parents have the flu, but its Christmas, so I have to commit fluicide and hope for the best.

by Fluicide Survivor January 22, 2013

Feeling Fluicidal

The event in which one with a flu of any kind feels suicidal, due to the suffering they're going through. People want to end their suffering and escape being ill. Vomiting, fatigue, dehydration, tremors, severe muscle pains, and diarrhea are the main causes of making someone fluicidal.

Tim has been out of school with the flu. Last night, I noticed that he updated his facebook status stating that he was feeling suicidal. He sure was Feeling Fluicidal.

by Teeler2010 June 20, 2010

Fluicide Bomber

Person who refuses to wear a face mask and sneezes in public areas and transport

OMG! a fluicide bomber has just sneezed on my bus. If I don't make it, kiss my Chihuahua for me and tell him mummy will always love him. Pray for me.

by Sicodishit August 13, 2020