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A guest on the Maury show, who, after finding out they did not correctly identify the father of their baby, falls to the floor face down.

Maury: Johnathen, you are NOT the father.

Rhonda: NO! *falls to the floor in frusration*

Johnathen: *cheers* YEAH! I'm not the daddy!

Steph at home: Rhonda here is a floor kisser.

floor kisser by MeTheTree January 2, 2007

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Floor Kisser

A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.

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A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.

That Floor Kisser lads are causing havoc again last night!

Your ex-girlfriend was a Floor Kisser?

Floor Kisser by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017

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