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flipstonk 

1. n. used to describe a backup band that can't hold a candle to its respective lead singer, in most cases disparaging the act all together in embarrassing fashion.
Dave: "Hey Larry, you gonna catch The Dangling Moors at the Empty Bottle tonight??"

Larry: "Don't you mean Saul and the Flipstonks? What a waste of an American Idol regional quarter-finalist! To be linked to such bafoons can't be a highlight in his career! I'm hungry for burritos."
flipstonk by Saulbsure September 4, 2008
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flinstonization 

The process of rewriting history to fit within our current societal constructs.
Assuming that humans are naturally monogamous is merely a "flinstonization", reverse-justifying the truth one is looking to prove.

Flinstoning 

v. the act of pushing a non running car until you can jump in and drive the car under its own momentum
Man, i was flinstoning my car down the street and these bitches started laughing at me.

I was on some straight stone age shit flinstoning my car down the hill
Flinstoning by mattmfin October 13, 2006

Mr. Flinstone 

A man that is well endowed and blessed with high stamina thus being able to make your "BedRock"
Call me "Mr. Flinstone" because I can make your BedRock.
Mr. Flinstone by MrGoodbar December 16, 2009

Flinstoning 

When you are taking a test at school but their are no smart kids sitting close enough to cheat off of so when your teacher isn't looking you stay in your desk, pick it up, and run across the classroom in order to reposition yourself next to someone smart. Just like Fred Flinstone drives his car.
Joe: FUCK my chemistry final is today and i forgot to study
Bob: just copy off the kid that sits next to you
Joe: Fuck that! that kids a dumbass!
Bob: Then just flinstone across the room next to a smart kid!

just dont let the teacher see you flinstoning across the room
Flinstoning by Tahoe Bob February 9, 2008

Flinstones 

1.) a strange cartoon where its characters move the car with their feet.
John: Hey MAN LETS WATCH flinstones!!
Joe: Wtf? u are 30 and u wanna watch flinstones.I'd rather watch the show of the talking yellow sponge.
Jack: I vote sponge bob!!
Jake: Me too!
Joe: Man i think im on the wrong crowd.
Flinstones by toddynho ftw July 7, 2005

flappin' the flipstick 

Gettin yo' dick beat.
-Adam and Jenn "walking" in the park.

Alex - whats Adam doing?
Party Arty- flappin' the flipstick
Alex - WHAT??
Party Arty - they're walking in the woods...
flappin' the flipstick by P.Arty February 16, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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