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Flexzoned 

An event that had occurred presenting dominance over an individual(s) through a overwhelming presentation that can be displayed in various forms through the contraction or tensing of the user's individuality attribute(s) rightfully entitling the opposing individual(s) with titles like, "Little Sally" or "Small Sam".
My friend and I took out a stack of bills, only except his was all hundreds. I was flexzoned the rest of the night and left to cry myself to sleep later that night.
Flexzoned by DominantMS2 August 27, 2018
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Flex Zoned 

When one is attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female and said female uses her vaginal muscles to shut the opening detering one's attempt in any sexual act involving the vagina rendering the male participant "flex zoned"
Jon: I was hooking up with this girl and I couldn't get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarrassing.

Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!
Flex Zoned by Narwhal Nation September 1, 2014
Related Words
(n). Flexbone is the penile state encountered when meeting an interested partner after too many alcoholic drinks. Also known as a chubber.
She was completely ready but my flexbone wasn't working.
flexbone by w.outstanding June 17, 2009

Flexponential

Flexponential is a mix of the words “Flex” And “exponential”. the meaning of this word is a mix between both. The “exponential” strength of a person would be their Flexponential. a big bodybuilder or strongman would have high Flexponential. whereas a small scrawny guy would have low Flexponential.
“damn that bodybuilder is crazy flexponential” or “that skinny guy has no flexponential.
Flexponential by M1sta November 26, 2024