fleshaphile

Someone whom is willing to go to great lengths to attain the scent, taste or touch of anothers skin. The skin in question is typical of the softer inner thigh, armpit region, sole of foot, or lower back.

Often characterised by lurking, wearing clothes at a nudist beach or being overly 'friendly' and clumsy around you when your wearing shorts and vests.

It has been known for fleshaphiles to wait for days under window boxes to snatch a smell, taste or touch of a targets soft under arm when watering plants.

fleshaphile by BEWareOfSware May 31, 2011

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freshophile

an older student, often a senior in high school or college who hits on all the freshman and tries to hook up with them

like Chuck Bass in the first season of Gossip Girl when he goes after Jenny.
That Chuck Bass is such a freshophile for going after Jenny and all the freshman girls!

freshophile by BrainyMay April 16, 2009

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Freshophile

An Upperclassman who preys on Freshmen sluts because the girls in their own class would never get with them. The first step towards Pedophilia.

"Hey why is that senior "talking" to the freshman girl?"
"that dude is a straight up freshophile."

Freshophile by Nicholas123456 December 16, 2008

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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