Flaymbuoyancy 

The latent ability or skill possessed by a homosexual man to stay afloat.

Had it not been for his flaymbuoyancy, Adam Lambert most certainly would have drowned after the Atlantis Cruiseship sank to the murky depths of the Adriatic Sea.

Flaymbuoyancy by WashAndDry October 29, 2010

Flambuoyancy 

being so full of FABULOUSNESS you can walk on water.

yo gurl check out shangela, she just got her weave did and new shoes! shes full of Flambuoyancy she could stomp across the pacific ocean like its rupauls catwalk

Flambuoyancy by DaZDisKo August 30, 2012

flambuoyancy 

A contraction of "flamboyant" and "buoyancy" used to described a body's tendency to float as a result of one's vivid or over-the-top mannerisms and swim apparel.

The swimmer's sequin-clad swin-suit greatly increased his flambuoyancy.

flambuoyancy by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis February 19, 2009