flakyfuck 

someone who is flaky in purpose, often a significant other/lover/partner you start seeing. They think it's for the purposes of being cool. In actually they want to get in touch with you but they believe they would look desperate if they do, they feel its safer on their egos if they they keep you calling/chasing. Its only when you stop chasing they will interfere and stop being flaky temporarily. If you are not a coward as well, than this situation might really annoy the hell out of you.

fuck it, he was such a flakyfuck anyway. All he did was piss you off by not calling, not showing up and being totally annoying.

flakyfuck by pcakir December 4, 2010

Flyfucking 

(Danish expression)

Flyfucking is when a person cares about small silly details that don't really matter in general.

'You've spent all day flyfucking, can you do something meaningfull now?'

or

'I'm in the flyfucking phase of tuning this machinery, polishing up every little crappy detail'

Flyfucking by Fanis8 April 20, 2007

flyfuck 

Form of homoerotic masturbation fetish. The erect penis is slipped inside the open trouser fly of another man to induce orgasm.

My pants were heavy with cum after he'd flyfucked me in my suit.

flyfuck by Sebiro October 18, 2008

Canopy Flashfuck 

The sexual position in which a man gets aroused with sweatpants on, thus looking like a canopy, and then fucks a woman for 3 aggonizing seconds with those sweatpants still covering his penis.

Canopy Flashfucking is a weird way of saying "i'm too lazy for sex"

Canopy Flashfuck by Blankerson September 13, 2011

fakefuck 

just about everyone now a days. someone who does lame shizz that everyone else does just to be "cool." liiiike 90% of the world are fakefucks.

"Like omg cupcakes, rainbows, dinosaurs, rawrrr !! I'm so HxC, lemme go sit in a corner they're soo coool !!"
FAKEFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK son of a mothuhhhh

fakefuck by livin' lifelesss January 9, 2008

Flashfuck 

1. Sex so fast that you don't even realize it's over when she's already dressed and leaving.

2. A flashbang grenade.

"That wasn't even 5 mintues"
*door slams, man looks around confused*
"Was that a flashfuck?"

Flashfuck by Spartan A007 January 15, 2009

Flamefucker

Anyone who gets erotic stimulation from fire.

Flamefucker by M.R. March 21, 2003