fishwich

the correct way to order a fish sandwich in any fish and chip shop. A fish sandwich is a buttered breadcake with a heavily battered fish (normally cod or haddock (or even the sick combination: CODDOCK)) inside, oozing grease.

Harry: "One fishwich please Squire!"
George: "Yes, very good sir."
Harry: "Cod if you would please, i can't stand that bastardin' bastard Haddock."

fishwich by Jeffrey Douglas November 24, 2006

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Fishwhich

Slang for fish sandwhich, it's a situation when a fish, normally edible, gets caught inbetween two slices of bread, in extreme situations, a baguette.
Some people think that it is a fish that performs dark arts and travels by broom stick with their wicked fishy ways but they are wrong.

Customer: Yeah, I'll have a fishwhich
Shop dude: A what??
Customer: You know fish sandwhich
Shop dude: Oh I thought it was a fish that performed magic
Customer: well you're WRONG!

Moral: The customer is ALWAYS right

Fishwhich by Ghettoblastin C July 1, 2009