the art of sticking cod, salmon or any other fish up ones vagina and slowly baking it under the sun. After four days of slowly roasting the end product is removed and is eaten up the asshole.
Oliver: What you having for lunch?

Henry: dunno my fat ass mum is one of those FISH BAKERS!

Oliver: Your weird get the fuck away from me.
by H&O December 3, 2010
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