'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'
by peach_buddies September 12, 2007
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This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
by Benedicte December 29, 2011
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For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.
"CUNT!"
"...hummm, 08:45... that's an early 'First Cunt'... today is going to be a bad day.
by tincopper March 11, 2014
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