firefreek

When the length of the male genetal is greater in width than length. A real firefreek, should one be so unlucky as to see one, looks remakably similiar to a hockey puck or a miniture tractor tire. Those suffering from an inwardly collapsing scrotom, must take careful measures to keep their firefreek syndrome in balance. I recommend atleast 3 tablespoons of confectionary sugar daily, and as much crystal meth as one can get one's hands upon

OMG! Is that a firefreek from RSC!

by me December 20, 2004

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fifreek

A long, hairy, grotesque mammal that excretes a whitish substance when excited. Despite it's obvious hideous features, it remains mysteriously appealing. Perhaps it is the fifreek's mating call, which can be heard frequently: "es ex ee for lyfe!". It is admittedly a mystery as to the true meaning of this call, but it is so ridiculous that one must simply laugh out loud when they hear it.

"Boy does that fifreek sure smell badly."

by einZtein October 1, 2003

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