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finagled (v.)

The act of achieving a ridiculously ridiculous goal by even more ridiculous means.

Someone can easily call shenanigans on anyone who is caught in the act of finagling.
Patrick finagled (v.) his way into convincing the Registrar's Office to let him design eight of his own "Denny's" majors.
by P-norts October 18, 2011
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finagled

drunk to the point of incoherence, slurring, stumbling, lack of depth perception, diminished sexual standards, nonexistent inhibitions, and possible acts of regurgitation, blacking out, and making bad decisions.
"Susie was finagled last night!"

"Jerome wasn't just trashed last night, he was finagled!"
"If I wasn't so finagled I wouldn't have fucked that fat chick."
"I'm so finagled im going to go streaking."
by apple_jaxxss December 18, 2009
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bagel finagled

To get your booty taken!
Marlon Givens got his bagel finagled last night!
by Melvo_c_3 October 25, 2017
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