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little chubby cheeked thingy. Claims to be of black origin but is actually very white. Very calm and can handle stressful situations with ease. With awesomeness. Has no control over her facial features toungue is usually hanging out. Fatbears dont have real babies only food babies after meals. Fatbear food babies are usually gone within half an hour after eating. Everybody loves her.
Hey is that a fatbear?!
Wow look at her food baby!
Its fine shes awesome it wont be there for long.

I'd like fatbear to help me with my stress at work.
by Chartrine December 31, 2009
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A woman (typically a mother) who rejoices in her eternal laziness and lack of motivation. These qualities usually yield a soft, delicate, doughy physique, resembling that of a mama bear (hence the term "fat bear") While the appearance of a fat bear is commonly as described above, the term embodies an attitude more than a physique. Fat bears are heavy drinkers, and pretend they exercise when attending yoga, pilates, or barre classes. They exaggerate every emotion and feeling they experience - aka major drama queens. They are easily irritated and demand a lot of attention. Fat bears hibernate all year long.
P: What the heck, Sarah was so moody today, and she probably had like five margaritas at the lodge while everybody else skied.
E: Makes sense, she's a fat bear.
by littletiger98 December 21, 2016
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1. a large fat man who couldn't coach the Pittsburgh Steeler to a victory over a pop-warner team

2. A large fan man who couldn't coach the New York Yankees to a victory over a little league team and thinks it's funny to bean his players.

If Fat Bear wasn't our coach we might have won some fucking games.
by Ball sack blahosaphat June 21, 2006
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