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The young of a fart, usually produced from unprotected exposure to beans, in the womb of the anus, especially in the later stages when growth can be felt throughout the intestines and colon.
Oh my god, becky...my fartus is due any second and im freaking out! why didnt i take a beano before i let all those greens into my body??
by BitchesAreShit September 23, 2011
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