Fartshot 

The distance at which a fart may be smelled. Actual distance varies based on direction of travel, force of expulsion, viscosity, and air currents. Mostly, it's about 10'.

"If you think it's bad being on the same floor as your boss, imagine being within fartshot."

Fartshot by ComicAndy December 30, 2014

fartshit 

delicious orange cheese popcorn

Mike: "Ooh, look what they have here!"

Tom: "Yeah, fartshit."

fartshit by joonerino August 21, 2008

Fartshitler 

A fart that smells like the shit of Hitler.

I fartshitlered in front of a nun and her head exploded in a pile of Christian goop.

Fartshitler by GooseAttack June 22, 2011

fartshitting cumguzzler 

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

fartshitting cumguzzler by the true chosen one February 24, 2022

fartshit 

When you fart and poop come out.

Friend 1: Bro, I just made a fartshit
Friend 2: shut the fuck up

fartshit by BBlias March 4, 2022

fartshitballs 

the coolest person on the gram.

person 1: hey do you know fartshitballs?
person 2: ya! she is so based and redpilled.

fartshitballs by fartshitballer March 7, 2023

Fartshitter 

When you go into a horrid state of paralysis caused by your inability to hold in a shit while farting.

Person 1: I heard that Craig is a Fartshitter.
Person 2: Thats fucking disgusting.
Craig: Guys i cant feel my ass.

Fartshitter by the shitter but shittier April 15, 2023