a fartmite is a very rare speicies of mites. they appear when the fart season is near and crawl around the anus area of mammals. when aggrovated they let out a gas only describe as vulgar. this warns its predator, the buttdwelling ant. the only way to rid your buttocks of these defensive and intelligent creatures is to massage your rectum with marmite or other savoury spreads.
"Oh my god ive got so many fartmites its ridiculous"
"dont worry ive got some peanut butter"
"thank you very much but ive rather have some jam."
"dont worry ive got some peanut butter"
"thank you very much but ive rather have some jam."
by paul the mighty egg layer March 12, 2009
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Person 1: "Hello, friend. Do you want to play fortnite with me?"
Person 2: "It's actually called fartnite."
Person 1: "Ew and you're wrong."
Person 2: "Nope. Fartnite is indeed dumb. So smart people like me call it fartnite. Now leave me alone and navigate away from my ass."
Person 2: "It's actually called fartnite."
Person 1: "Ew and you're wrong."
Person 2: "Nope. Fartnite is indeed dumb. So smart people like me call it fartnite. Now leave me alone and navigate away from my ass."
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for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite
for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite
OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*
oop guess i just pulled a fartnite
oop guess i just pulled a fartnite
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