fartmite 

a fartmite is a very rare speicies of mites. they appear when the fart season is near and crawl around the anus area of mammals. when aggrovated they let out a gas only describe as vulgar. this warns its predator, the buttdwelling ant. the only way to rid your buttocks of these defensive and intelligent creatures is to massage your rectum with marmite or other savoury spreads.

"Oh my god ive got so many fartmites its ridiculous"
"dont worry ive got some peanut butter"
"thank you very much but ive rather have some jam."

fartmite by paul the mighty egg layer March 12, 2009

fartnite 

That crap game.

Fartnite.

fartnite by KimJongUnsNuke May 31, 2018

fartnite 

CORRECT spelling of that game.

Person 1: "Hello, friend. Do you want to play fortnite with me?"
Person 2: "It's actually called fartnite."
Person 1: "Ew and you're wrong."
Person 2: "Nope. Fartnite is indeed dumb. So smart people like me call it fartnite. Now leave me alone and navigate away from my ass."

fartnite by Eoin195314235r1245 March 20, 2019

Fartnite 

A multiplayer video game in which everyone is farting on or near each other

I played Fartnite until the raw hummus, celery and tree bark had passed all the way through da system.

Fartnite by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2018

fartnite 

Fartnite is what people like to call fortnite because the game is shit. Fuckboys and nerds post their fortnite dubs on snapchat and everyone could give 0 fucks that they won.

1. I just posted my fortnite dub.

2. You mean fartnite?

fartnite by Pussytasteslikepepsicola May 12, 2018

among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god 

the only legendary god in this world

among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god

among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god by jordan poole fan March 23, 2021

fartnite 

when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out

for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite

OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*

oop guess i just pulled a fartnite

fartnite by balec December 23, 2021