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a fartmite is a very rare speicies of mites. they appear when the fart season is near and crawl around the anus area of mammals. when aggrovated they let out a gas only describe as vulgar. this warns its predator, the buttdwelling ant. the only way to rid your buttocks of these defensive and intelligent creatures is to massage your rectum with marmite or other savoury spreads.

"Oh my god ive got so many fartmites its ridiculous"
"dont worry ive got some peanut butter"
"thank you very much but ive rather have some jam."

fartmite by paul the mighty egg layer March 12, 2009

Words you can keep

fartnite

That crap game.

Fartnite.

fartnite by KimJongUnsNuke May 31, 2018

fartnite

CORRECT spelling of that game.

Person 1: "Hello, friend. Do you want to play fortnite with me?"
Person 2: "It's actually called fartnite."
Person 1: "Ew and you're wrong."
Person 2: "Nope. Fartnite is indeed dumb. So smart people like me call it fartnite. Now leave me alone and navigate away from my ass."

fartnite by Eoin195314235r1245 March 20, 2019

Fartnite

A multiplayer video game in which everyone is farting on or near each other

I played Fartnite until the raw hummus, celery and tree bark had passed all the way through da system.

Fartnite by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2018

fartnite

Fartnite is what people like to call fortnite because the game is shit. Fuckboys and nerds post their fortnite dubs on snapchat and everyone could give 0 fucks that they won.

1. I just posted my fortnite dub.

2. You mean fartnite?

fartnite by Pussytasteslikepepsicola May 12, 2018

among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god

the only legendary god in this world

among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god

among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god by jordan poole fan March 23, 2021

fartnite

when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out

for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite

OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*

oop guess i just pulled a fartnite

fartnite by balec December 23, 2021

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026