Timmy: “ Mommy? Why is Daddy’s face red and sweaty?”
Mommy: “Leave him alone Dear. He’s in a state of fartificial perspiration and I believe you are in the direct line of Fire.”
Timmy: “Yes’m...”
Mommy: “Leave him alone Dear. He’s in a state of fartificial perspiration and I believe you are in the direct line of Fire.”
Timmy: “Yes’m...”
by Chili2 March 15, 2018
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