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A fart or series of farts that need to be expelled, but are blocked by a stubborn turd.
Timmy: β€œMommy? Why is Daddy in the bathroom making moaning sounds?”
Mommy: β€œHe needs to fart, but first needs to poop; he has fartificial constipation.”
Timmy: β€œThat really stinks!”
Mommy: β€œYou’re premature Dear...”
by Chili2 August 02, 2018
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