slapster fapster

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

Fapster

A fat hipster

That bearded fapster is trying to sell you some doughnuts.

by FlipsterS March 29, 2019

Fapster

Someone who's so reliable like the weather in England.

Mr. Heiopei is such a fapster, he always misses the deadlines.

by San Te February 9, 2018