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fapfuck is term meaning to masturbate. It also means a stupid or contemptible person. Alt forms are f4pfv3k, f4pfvck, masturbating fuck, shit-masturbate, fuck-masturbate, jerk off, beat off, fap off, master off, mastur off, masturbate, masturbate off, masturbate on, masturbate in, hard off of masturbation, masturbation, erection-masturbate, ere-masturbate, fuck, tit-masturbating, pen-masturbating, wet dream, dry dream, clean dream in the ass and then masturbating, fap, and fapping
1. Tom: No one is supposed to see someone fapfuck on the TV!

John: Yeah!
2. Richard: I didn’t know that fapfuck doing shit or known as bullshit all the time…
fapfuck by KB_2024 September 21, 2023
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Fanfuckingtabulous 

Fanfuckingtabulous (fuh-Ann-fun-uh-kee-ng-tab-you-luh-us) is a merging of the words fantastic, fucking and fabulous. It is often used in a sarcastic manner.
Isn’t that just fanfuckingtabulous!
Fanfuckingtabulous by Dragonlady58 January 15, 2021

Fanfuckingtastic

A bastardization of the word "fantastic" with the word "fuck" added in for intensification.

It originated from the commonly used phrase "fucking fantastic" and was scrunched down into one word for simplicity.

Other similar words are "Infuckingcredible" and "Unfuckingbelievable"
"That show was totally fanfuckingtastic, no?"

"I had a fanfuckingtastic time today, Jane."
Fanfuckingtastic by Iceberg Man August 21, 2006

Fatfuckinator 

Any large burger containing multiple beef patties, bacon strips, and excessive amounts of cheese, ie, Wendy's Baconator, Burger King's Triple Stacker, Rally's/Checkers' Double Big Buford, and pretty much any Hardees Burger. Guaranteed to make you a FAT FUCK, hence the name!
Hey bro, how about a Fatfuckinator? No? Really man? Ok bro, that's cool.
Fatfuckinator by Roland Daggett November 10, 2007

fanfuckingtastic

Something not good, said with sarcasm.
"My car was just stolen, that's just fanfuckingtastic"
fanfuckingtastic by Anonymous April 11, 2003
a person who is REALLY REALLY fat. Like, incredibly fat. Their boobs (or moobs) are the size of mountains.
Herman is one fatfuck.
fatfuck by wowser77 October 7, 2009

fanfuckintabulous

adj. An exclamation of extreme joy. It can also be used in a sarcastic sense to describe utter dismay.
I just won a fanfuckintabulous Carribbean vacation.
or
You're three weeks late?!? That's fanfuckingtabulous.
fanfuckintabulous by zwicks September 29, 2004
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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