fapfuck

fapfuck is term meaning to masturbate. It also means a stupid or contemptible person. Alt forms are f4pfv3k, f4pfvck, masturbating fuck, shit-masturbate, fuck-masturbate, jerk off, beat off, fap off, master off, mastur off, masturbate, masturbate off, masturbate on, masturbate in, hard off of masturbation, masturbation, erection-masturbate, ere-masturbate, fuck, tit-masturbating, pen-masturbating, wet dream, dry dream, clean dream in the ass and then masturbating, fap, and fapping

1. Tom: No one is supposed to see someone fapfuck on the TV!

John: Yeah!
2. Richard: I didn’t know that fapfuck doing shit or known as bullshit all the time…

fapfuck by KB_2024 September 21, 2023

Words you can keep

Fanfuckingtabulous

Fanfuckingtabulous (fuh-Ann-fun-uh-kee-ng-tab-you-luh-us) is a merging of the words fantastic, fucking and fabulous. It is often used in a sarcastic manner.

Isn’t that just fanfuckingtabulous!

Fanfuckingtabulous by Dragonlady58 January 15, 2021

Related Words

fapfuck • fap fucker • Fap Fuck February • fanfuckingtastic • fanfuckintastic • Fanfuck • FagFuck • fanfuckingtabulistic • fanfuckintabulous • farfucked

Fanfuckingtastic

A bastardization of the word "fantastic" with the word "fuck" added in for intensification.

It originated from the commonly used phrase "fucking fantastic" and was scrunched down into one word for simplicity.

Other similar words are "Infuckingcredible" and "Unfuckingbelievable"

"That show was totally fanfuckingtastic, no?"

"I had a fanfuckingtastic time today, Jane."

Fanfuckingtastic by Iceberg Man August 21, 2006

Fatfuckinator

Any large burger containing multiple beef patties, bacon strips, and excessive amounts of cheese, ie, Wendy's Baconator, Burger King's Triple Stacker, Rally's/Checkers' Double Big Buford, and pretty much any Hardees Burger. Guaranteed to make you a FAT FUCK, hence the name!

Hey bro, how about a Fatfuckinator? No? Really man? Ok bro, that's cool.

Fatfuckinator by Roland Daggett November 10, 2007

fanfuckingtastic

Something not good, said with sarcasm.

"My car was just stolen, that's just fanfuckingtastic"

fanfuckingtastic by Anonymous April 11, 2003

fatfuck

a person who is REALLY REALLY fat. Like, incredibly fat. Their boobs (or moobs) are the size of mountains.

Herman is one fatfuck.

fatfuck by wowser77 October 7, 2009

fanfuckintabulous

adj. An exclamation of extreme joy. It can also be used in a sarcastic sense to describe utter dismay.

I just won a fanfuckintabulous Carribbean vacation.
or
You're three weeks late?!? That's fanfuckingtabulous.

fanfuckintabulous by zwicks September 29, 2004

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Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

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