Falcon fuck

Captain Falcon's aerial grab in Super Smash Bros. Can be performed in real life by wrapping your arms and one leg around an unsuspecting person. Must be followed by a simultaneous "YES!" and a pelvic thrust.

Player 1: Shit, I just got Falcon fucked!
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.

Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*

Falcon fuck by fornicatia January 11, 2010

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falcon fuck

An extremely hard and violent penetration manuver that remsembles the falcon punch of Captain Falcon in Super Smash Brothers. The man runs and leaps in the air towards the bitch and pelvic thrusts as hard as he can upon landing on the bitch, thus destroying her vaginal cavity. Upon performing this manuver, the man screams "Falcon Fuck!" CAUTION: This fuck could be your last.

I was tired of listen to the bitch whine so I falcon fucked her. It was the hardest penetration I have ever inflicted.

falcon fuck by Snake Eyes October 30, 2006

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Falcon bay fuckwit

A drop kick from falcon bay

Hey look it’s the falcon bay fuckwit

Falcon bay fuckwit by Djjshshs December 2, 2021

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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