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The people who claim to be of the buddhist persuasion although are known to throw complete wobblies over absolutly nothing. often very insecure and extremely paranoid individuals. They do have a great talent for social manipulation in order to get things their way.

It can be quiet a frightening experience to witness an exploding hippy and is best done from a distance as the cavemanesque rage can result in flying particals of debris being propelled in ones direction.

It is roumered that the Fakist cult origins in the south east of England UK although it is a practise mainly persued by semi-crazed American celebrities.
Richard Gere is known for his political outbursts as a fakhist, Tina Turner has also been known for a flakey or 2 amidst her buddhist claims as with Tiger Woods and Gary Archer.
fakhist by the actual god himself October 25, 2009
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Fakist or Fakism - a person or thing who practices being fake, and fakeness in general.

- a "not real" individual

-freakishly fakish behavior

-possibly could have contracted fakism from someone else

Acronym - Realism
"I hate how so many people are becoming such Fakist's these days, did you get the new bieber single?"

Politicians, various workers in the service industry, and pop culture.
Fakist by The Halfmen December 16, 2011
Related Words
A fakeist is one who involves themselves in the act of fakeagoglitoricoltism. Fakeists are unacceptable.
Larry: “Wow. I would’ve never known”
Patrick: “Known what?”
Larry: “That u were a pinnacle fakeist”
Fakeist by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020
Someone who is so into style that they are facists for fashion.
You're closet is filled with the same sweater in 20 different colors, and you wear a new pair of shoes every week. You are a total fashist.
fashist by BearandHare September 26, 2011
A word an illiterate fuck uses because he doesn’t know how to spellfascist
He called me a fachist while hailing his leader for imperialist tendencies
fachist by Salam420 April 13, 2022
a person or nonsensical organisation which in the attempt to become (FASH)IONABLE, as considered by the morons in our society,by for example destroying the English language, will allow no other opinion but their own (fasc(ist))thereby becoming the very political enemy they themselves fear.
this ridiculously childish, self important, URBAN DICTIONARY and its moronic adherents is fashist nonsense
fashist by humanfbeing September 27, 2006
A liberal or communist larping as a fascist
(……..) is just a fakist not a real fash
Fakist by Sure Bee December 1, 2023
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