fakenstock 

A shoe that resembles the Boston from the brand Birkenstock; is made of fake leather unlike the real ones and are 80% cheaper.

Girl 1 :"Omg look at that girl! Shes wearing Birkenstocks!"
Girl 2: "Nahh! They're Fakenstocks!"

fakenstock by jeff29 November 13, 2005

firkenstocks 

Fake Birkenstocks that can be bought at Target or Wal-Mart or stores of that nature, and they don't cost a fortune. They tend to be more comfortable than real Birkenstocks because they aren't made of huge blocks of wood.

Tracy (unpopular): Like my new Birkenstocks, Kim?
Kim (popular): You mean Firkenstocks? I could tell those weren't real from a mile away, poser. *Turns nose up*

firkenstocks by Greg Potter June 1, 2007

Fahnestock 

German word for flagpole or flagstaff. It is known as a semi-common last name, which was derived from a certain ancestor’s flag carrying profession.

Bro your last name is Fahnestock!?! That’s sick! Was one of your relatives a flag carrier?

Fahnestock by Cam03_24_09 May 24, 2022