Faith in God

Not checking the last wipe after a poo because you have faith that it will be clean.

Friend: "It smells like shit in here, are you sure you wiped man?"
Me: "Yeah I wiped, but on the last wipe I put my Faith in God"

by sir haxalot January 23, 2019

keep your faith in god

Best friends

Someone you can't live without keep your faith in god

by Ben linkon January 3, 2017

Putting my faith in god

To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.

“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”

by PanteraRules666 June 7, 2019