failgic 

–noun
1. the science that investigates the principles governing incorrect or unreliable inference.
2. a particular method of false reasoning or false argumentation: We were unable to follow his failgic.
3. the system or principles of false reasoning applicable to any branch of knowledge or study.

That is good failgic.

failgic by Dictionary.com1235 April 14, 2008

failticulate 

To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?

failticulate by mvolfman July 10, 2010

failfiction 

a type of fanfiction
often seems to be of quality, but ends up being a piece of over-dramatic crap with predictable events, a cliche plot, and OOC characters.

I thought that I had finally found a good fanfiction, but after the first three chapters, Harry got raped by Lucius, Severus, Ron, Dobby, and Neville's toad Trevor, before getting graciously taken in by Draco and cured by Draco's magnificent potion-making skills, abundant kindness, and cock. Harry and Draco immediately fell in love and they declared their adoration for each other after Draco pulled Harry off of a ledge during one of Harry's emotional, suicidal fits. Then they bought a pet unicorn and named it after Fred Weasley.
So ultimately, it was less of a fanfiction and more of a failfiction

failfiction by rockintherain May 22, 2010

failicious 

1. When something fails in such an epic manner that it is delicious.
2. A type of fallacy.
3. An amusing mistake.

That was failiciously good!

failicious by Geisha Kitten January 27, 2009

failgirl 

A girl who cannot perform even the most menial of tasks without resulting with some kind of fail.

Closely related to the uncommon failboy, possibly due to incest. Sightings are frequently reported in the Norfolk-Suffolk area.

e.g. a female that cannot make a sandwich would be regarded as a failgirl.

failgirl by Burger King Diamond June 30, 2011

Failicorn 

somebody who fails so epically he becomes a mythical creature the so called failicorn.

Tommy: hey I tried to hook up with Tracy but she blew me off so bad, i almost cried.

Timmy: WHAT? you mean the one from the gasoline station that gigantic mech-warrior that inhales 5 pizzas a day?

Jimm: you're such a failicorn...

Failicorn by Sepulverture June 15, 2009

failpic 

A picture or screenshot involving a fail.

Josh: Check out this pic of Ronald McDonald getting punched in the yonkers.

Bob: Lolcats! Failpic!

failpic by Thr33mo October 22, 2009