‘As promised, Mrs Lawreson’s favourite faggotrix Crispin accompanied her to the salon to get her corpulent gammon hangers waxed before they hit the town for cocktails.’
‘A mid seizure Crispin gagged and minced as the suicidal squad of therapist gathered the stifling quantity of detritus from her freshly scythed twathole. But as a loyal faggotrix, said nothing regarding her dripping mess of a yawning stubbly clump, which no man nor beast would dare present his bell towards.’
‘A mid seizure Crispin gagged and minced as the suicidal squad of therapist gathered the stifling quantity of detritus from her freshly scythed twathole. But as a loyal faggotrix, said nothing regarding her dripping mess of a yawning stubbly clump, which no man nor beast would dare present his bell towards.’
by Herbie Dongsporran January 16, 2022