fag/s

person or people who think they're cool but they're not cause they're fags

Look at those preps/goths/nerds/jocks/metalheads/g's dressing up/talking/making gestures like each other to try to be cool. What a bunch of fag/s. OR Bobby turned emo so he grew out his hair to be more accepted by his peers. What a fag.

by Renzo Cervantes July 20, 2006

Fag's Fantasy

A company created by Cody Desanko in the year 2000, which is primarily based on providing sexual toys to adults.

"Hi, thank you for calling Fag's Fantasy, how may I take your order?" asked N.S., the phone operator.

"Yes, I'd like some Cody Wiggy Specials please," replied Ray-Ray.

by Lanthony Lane December 9, 2008

Bugatti Fag's

A Stupid and annoying crowd of dip-shits whom crowd around a Bugatti veyron upon seeing one, It dose not matter where you are, what time it is or if you have to do something, these people will box you in until you give them some answers and if you let them take a picture inside the car, it is always good to keep your windows rolled up, because these people just might pull you out and steal the car. These people also follow you for miles on end, up until there gas tanks are empty and then will precede to follow you on foot despite the fact you are miles ahead, dont let them follow you home because then they can box you in there, it is always good to keep a shot gun ready.

*Example 1*
Fag 1: Holy cow! its a Bugatti veyron! *runs up to car Foaming at mouth*

Driver: Oh no you don't *pulls out shotgun and shoots the rabid fag*

*Example 2*
Fag's: *Chatting*

Bugatti: *pulls up, sputtering exhaust*

Fag's: Oh meh god! Take Pictures!

*driver pulls away before that can even happen*

*Example 3*
Bob and his fag's: Hey follow that Bugatti home and box him in! *follows home*

Chuck Norris: *Gets out of car And looks at them, Angerly*

Bob and his fag's: *car blows up and they all die*

*Example 4*
Fag: *Runs up to Bugatti at stop light and grabs the door*

Bugatti: *Pulls away, while the fag is still holding on*

Chuck Norris Bugatti Veyron Fag Shotgun W16 Bugatti Fag's

by RuNnInGFr0mHaTeRs October 3, 2010

Such A Fag(s)

When someone is being such a fag, that they are the equivalent of two or more fags.

John: "Dude, did you see Chris's status about his girlfriend?"
Demitri: "Yea man, hes Such A Fag(s)."

by Dumpology November 29, 2010

Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

hag's fag

A) A heterosexual male whose social activities primarily revolve around platonic relationships with multiple females and engaging in stereotypically feminine activities with said females. Although rarely exhibiting effeminate behaviors themselves, the hag’s fag is often considered to be “one of the girls” by the social group, and is noteworthy for being the sole male in a clique of all females.

B) A male who ends up becoming a female’s platonic best friend (often a cock tease) in a desperate and quixotic bid to become romantically linked to said female. Typical signs of hag’s-fagship include: withdrawal from everyday social activities to devote more time and energy to the partner, overly-chivalrous, hyper-affectionate, protective, doting, and tacky “romantic comedy” behavior directed at the female partner (i.e. being “the nice guy”), frequent partaking in “dating” activities with the female partner without the prospect of getting laid, delusions that the sexual “promised land” is just around the corner, lying and exaggerating about sexual encounters with the partner to peers, and mistaken beliefs by peers that the hag’s fag and the partner are romantically linked. While hag’s fags may engage in some low-level sexual activities with their partners (petting, handholding, sleepovers, hugging, kissing), these typically tend to be limited to the initial stages of the relationship and rarely progress beyond.

C) Any male who is repeatedly strung along by a female cock tease.

1. He is such a hag's fag! Does have any male
Friends?

2. I dropped over 100 bucks on that B and she still hasn’t put out. Not even a kiss! Fuck this. I’m definitely not interested in being her hag’s fag.

by Dean_Jungmin October 14, 2012

Baker's fag

Someone who is really, REALLY gay. I mean so gay you couldn't put him out with a bucket of water. The name is derived from a 'baker's dozen', getting 13 items for the price of 12. A 'baker's fag' will suck 13 dicks for the price of 12.

"Dude, Will is so friggin gay. I mean, he's a baker's fag. He'd suck 13 cocks for the price of 12.

by cagedape May 29, 2009