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Facebook Hypocrite 

A person who posts controversial material on Facebook and then gets mad at you for commenting in opposition.
Original Poster uploads a picture of President Obama with the tagline, "Four more years."

Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"

OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"

Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"
Facebook Hypocrite by Psyc_Guy September 8, 2012

Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite

When someone joins a group or becomes of a fan of something on Facebook and then completely contradicts that by joining a group or becoming of fan of something of the completely opposite nature.
Person 1 became a fan of Hitler
Person 1 became a fan of Jewish Boys
Person commented - WHAT THE FUCK. You Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite!

Or

Person 1 became a fan of Real men don't hit women
Person 1 became a fan of A black eye means you told her twice already

Person 2 commented - You Facebook Hypocrite!

The Facebook Hypocrite 

The Facebook Hypocrite is that one person that we all have on Facebook who preaches about annoying things people do in their statuses, but proceeds to do the same annoying things on a daily basis. This can range from writing long statuses about simple life problems and then complaining about people writing long statuses about simple life problems, to telling people to get off Facebook and "get a life" while sitting on Facebook and analyzing what everyone on Facebook is doing.
Girl's Facebook Status: "people who post things "2 minutes ago" "4 minutes ago" "8minutes ago" ALL DAY LONG! Get out and do something."

Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*
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