- ‘How to have sex with the Fatriarchy’ - see informative article written by Gina Tonic, published on 5th
January 2023 on Vice . com
- “if you haven’
t fucked with a member of the Fatriarchy before, it might feel intimidating to consider bonking through the bulk”
- When
fucking the Fatriarchy, it’s important to leave all assumptions about their bodies and abilities at the door – more fool you if you miss out on the deepest dicking of your life. Jay adds, “and you might find it even more comfortable to slam against thanks to the cushioning.”
- Going from shagging skinny
men to
fucking the Fatriarchy (a fat
lad) is like choosing to have a bit of all the meat at the carvery, rather than just sticking to your usual beef or turkey. Who knows what you’re missing out on?
- You may have heard the misconception that members of the Fatriarchy have small dicks. As a lady who’s encountered many fat
men’s dicks, I’m here to tell you that just isn’t true. Sexual health educator and fat
lad Jay explains that this isn’t just a fatphobic
joke, but a simple matter of body mass. Additional fat in a man’s mons pubis can make his
dick appear smaller, so you need to embrace the ability to be pounded or pound yourself down onto that Fatriarchal
dick.
- “stop being such a Fatscist!” (Fat, male and Fascist)
- “BIGots!” (BIG male idiot; or Fat big; male bigot)
- the Fatriarchy consists of members of the patriarchy who are overweight and have a
dick.
- see also: Donald Trump & Rush Limbaugh
