Exister Crisis

When somebody doesn't know the important thing in life.

Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.

by DoodleBaldiBFB June 6, 2019

axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by wokeup2this July 22, 2022

axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022

ching chong your existence is gone

A meme were a Vietnamese tree soldier hunts Americans in Vietnam down and turns them into flesh pancakes.

American: a good day to take down some Vietnamese soldiers
Vietnamese tree soldier: ching chong your existence is gone
American: fuck this shit I'm out
Vietnamese tree soldier: *turns American into flesh pancake*
Vietnamese tree soldier: looks like my work here is done

by a meme definition February 13, 2023

ching chong your existence is gone

a Vietnam war meme were an American gets turned into flesh pancake when Vietnamese tree soldier shoots him

American: Ah what a normal day destroying some Vietnamese soldiers.
Vietnamese tree soldier: ching chong your existence is gone
American: fuck this shit I'm out
Vietnamese tree soldier: *turns American into flesh pancake before he could frun*
Vietnamese tree soldier: looks like my work here is done

by a meme definition February 13, 2023

But eventually the word will phase from existence;

BLUE TEXT BRUB
wo'amelon sugar

hey
-But eventually the word will phase from existence;

by NickiTheQueenOfRap👨‍🎤 August 21, 2021

But eventually the word will phase from existence;

This really doestn have a point. HOWEVER IMAGINE HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE WHEN THE ENTIRE TEXT FOR WATERMELON SUGAR IS BLUE TEXT LMAO

Person 1: Yo
Person 2: But eventually the word will phase from existence;

Person 1: What

by Gabbeboi123 September 5, 2021