ertsy 

a derisive adjective used to describe a person who tries very hard to be avant-garde. the attempt is so painful as to effect the squeezing of the word artsy through the teeth so that it emerges as 'ert-see.'

"Trance DJ and a phil major? So ertsy," Becca said mildly.

ertsy by normdog March 8, 2004

ertyuiigfdfghjkl,mncvbjkjhgfdftyuilifedeathblahblahblah 

This word is the meaning of life. If you actually managed to find this page, you are probably incredibly bored, lucky and you probably did not expect this at all. Congratulations, now you know the meaning of life. Just don't go around telling people or they will think you're insane.

The meaning of life is ertyuiigfdfghjkl,mncvbjkjhgfdftyuilifedeathblahblahblah. Now you know. DISCLAIMER: Knowledge of this will NOT:
1. Cause you have an epiphany
2. Make you feel like you've just discovered something important
or
3. Make your life any different than it is right now

ertyuiigfdfghjkl,mncvbjkjhgfdftyuilifedeathblahblahblah by hoomin December 18, 2017

ert+y76p

The first 8 characters in an email that gave Strong Bad a virus in the 118th Strong Bad email cartoon. This virus ultimately led to the entire Homstar universe to go into complete chaos, until Bubs, with his trusty shotgun, annihilated Strong Bad's infected computer, restoring to universe to its former self.

Strong Bad: Dear Strong Bad, ert+y76p Olu8...waitaminute...is this one of them virus emails that your mom and off-shore casinos send you?

ert+y76p by Warhol June 20, 2006

etsy-leptic fit 

Symptom of a disorder caused by abnormal electrical activity in the brain, which is stimulated by compulsive online consumerism of the Etsy website. These episodes are characterized by the impulse for instant gratification, momentary lapses in financial responsibility, incapacity of self-control, and involuntary right-clicking on the “add to cart” button. Side effects include buyer’s remorse, spontaneous exclamations of beguilement (or awwing), post-consumer aura, and memory loss. Studies have shown that the long term-effects include economic hardship and excessive accumulation of vintage, ooak, or DIY products. EEG (electroetsyography) technology can be utilized to observe brain activity during an episode. Currently, the only known effective treatment is total avoidance of the internet.

“This steampunk Etsy shop has great merchandise- I’m having an etsy-leptic fit over all of the tiny hats and goggles.”

etsy-leptic fit by luvpickford July 1, 2011

ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb

When your so bored you skip the first two and last two letters

Bored to death from playing league of legends a human decides to type ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb (all the keyboard buttons in an orderly way but skipping the first two and last two letters) to a search engine to see what comes up. Then finds definitions for it and then adds a new one...

ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb by DesGaming March 9, 2021

ertyu 

A most strange and majestic breed of horse known only to roam the most remote regions of a planet.

No-one has ever seen an ertyu, but there is strong evidence suggesting their potential existence ether present or past.

ertyu by Bad C dev October 3, 2021

Ertyuiopqwdfghjklascvbnmzx 

Congratulations. You found it. You were so unimaginably bored that you typed this into the keyboard. Wow.

“Hey look, Joseph’s typing in Ertyuiopqwdfghjklascvbnmzx into his keyboard when he should be studying for his test and getting bitches! What a nerd!”

Ertyuiopqwdfghjklascvbnmzx by TechnobladeNevaDies November 10, 2022