erectus maximus

Ancient times:The Ancient Roman god whom controlled all erections
Present: That random guy whom you call erectus maximus because he always has an extreme hard on

Bob: Sup! Erectus Maximus
Random Guy:What?? I don't have a stiffie!
Bob: your such a liar

by A pile of pancakes August 02, 2008

Patykus Erectus Maximus

Warrior with great penis

I wish I was Patykus Erectus Maximus

That shit's so PEM

by blahblahblahx4 October 12, 2008