equestricop

Police officers that use horses as transport

"Damn, those equestricops are letting their horses shit on the sidewalk."

by Pat Sullivan October 28, 2005

Equestridomus

A person who has the ability to know what a horse is thinking.

When we couldn't find out what was the matter with Thunderbolt, we called Stacey the Equestridomus.

by ExecUtron May 15, 2007

equestrophilia

The name given to sexual acts performed to/with horses (or other equines, including Zebras). Often performed by females, for the pleasure of a surprisingly broad audience of males. Most beastiality acts refer to equestrophilia, as the phallus of a horse is adequately long so as to provide good visual appeal (apparently). Two of the most renowned equestrophile 'actors' are Kitty Beatty (who actually worked as a vet, before agreeing to do equestrophilic films) and Michael Abbott (who is quoted of having no experience with horses until he purchased one for his wife - who revelled in the thought of equestrophilia, which drove him into his new career of delivering anal sex to horses).

Bob Smith: Jesus, I watched another Kitty Beatty equestrophilia film last night. I swear that shit is illegal.
Michael Abbott: Not where I come from.

by bastard_man March 29, 2008

equestrion

square like human, extremely cholent

we are bored and making up words in math class

he is acting quite equestrion today

by skibbidihead December 4, 2024