A rich mans sport. A very "posh" perosn would been an equestrian rider. although some people just are born to have a horse.
by Hannah October 22, 2004
'Equestrian', by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought "Brokeback Mountain" should have been called "Two Equestrians."
by Percy Jones August 8, 2008
As you are having sex from behind with your pants on, Your are balls deep in your baby's mama. Near climax, undo your belt and toss it around in her mouth like a bridal. Slap her ass and say "Giddie up" until she walks out and never calls you again.
John Frist: I finally gave Merlen's mom the Equestrian.
J lo: Wow how was it.
John Frist: it was Ok but I kinda want her to call me back but i finally got the balls to call her back and she said neh.
J lo: Wow how was it.
John Frist: it was Ok but I kinda want her to call me back but i finally got the balls to call her back and she said neh.
by Clayton Larmie July 3, 2006
by Equi girl April 7, 2014
some consider it a sport. They are WRONG. Equestrian is a mere joke. Sitting on a horse and acting pretty is all it is. The horse does all the work. I laugh everytime i remember this is a sport in college.
Equestrian is like a woman masterbating. They hold it while the dildos vibration does all the work. Also it can be compared to a slave owner. The slaves do all the work but the owner takes all the credit.
by blunt-smoking-anus-destoryer November 5, 2010
They really don't care what you think. They are badasses and don't care to get dirty. They love animals and are super funny. Usually they like to correct people when they get something wrong. They like to speak their "horse language" a lot.
by Sheebers April 16, 2019
an amazingly insane sport where people stand and do other crazy stuff on horses cantering in circles...
really good vaulters can do stuff like cartwheels and backflips and handstands
vaulting has yet to be added to the list of olympic sports because vaulters don't wear helmets, and that doesnt sit well with the international olympic committee
really good vaulters can do stuff like cartwheels and backflips and handstands
vaulting has yet to be added to the list of olympic sports because vaulters don't wear helmets, and that doesnt sit well with the international olympic committee
1st person: I'm a vaulter.
2nd person: you pole vault? wow
1st person: no, I do equestrian vaulting... I do gymnastics and dance on a horse...
2nd person: wwwwwoooooowwwwww........
2nd person: you pole vault? wow
1st person: no, I do equestrian vaulting... I do gymnastics and dance on a horse...
2nd person: wwwwwoooooowwwwww........
by wvaulter November 21, 2008