eniel
A guy who is selfish and nice. He is person you cant trust he will lie to you and cheat if you date him. Hes not so great with women
eniel by Realtalk47 May 27, 2017
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Eniola
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Eniola
A secretive fellow who loves family and friends, he/she loves making new friends and keeping old friends. Because of this, he/she is easily misunderstood and taken for granted. He/She is very beautiful inside out when pay good attention. Atimes,she can be too inquisitive for your liking. Most Eniolas are really fun to be with and have as best friends because, they are really different from all other people that you know. Which makes them diamonds, as in VERY RARE
If you get an Eniola as a friend, no matter what, never let go cause that's a shoulder you could always cry on. NEVER take he/she for granted because most Eniolas show what we call true love which you can't afford to just discard. They can get too emotional when it's not needed but still, They are one of the best kinds of human beings on earth
You should get yourself an Eniola today.
A secretive fellow who loves family and friends, he/she loves making new friends and keeping old friends. Because of this, he/she is easily misunderstood and taken for granted. He/She is very beautiful inside out when pay good attention. Atimes,she can be too inquisitive for your liking. Most Eniolas are really fun to be with and have as best friends because, they are really different from all other people that you know. Which makes them diamonds, as in VERY RARE
If you get an Eniola as a friend, no matter what, never let go cause that's a shoulder you could always cry on. NEVER take he/she for granted because most Eniolas show what we call true love which you can't afford to just discard. They can get too emotional when it's not needed but still, They are one of the best kinds of human beings on earth
You should get yourself an Eniola today.
Eniola by Thissmallie October 21, 2018
Eniola
Eniola is a really beautiful name for a beautiful girl they are tall,beautiful they can be a little slow, they are literally the best ppl ever, they might be mean to you but trust me they have a nice soft side,they like taking videos, they are shy around people they don’t know, they like making friends always laughing some times, cries like a baby, they kind of have a good sense of fashion, if you don’t have a Eniola in your life what are you waiting for go grab a copy.
Eniola is the best
Eniola by Itsyagurlenny 😹😋 November 29, 2019
Toast/Envelope Method
An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
Toast/Envelope Method by Seraph094 August 9, 2012
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