When five Englishmen play cum on a bisquet, but the loser has to give the bisquet to his girlfreind.
by Mobsterking52 January 15, 2011
The act of inserting a water hose inside your partner's vagina and/or rectum, pump water inside and then seal the opening by inserting your penis or sex toy into the water filled orifice. To close the act the actor must deflate the balloon by pressing down on the partner's belly.
Last night I used your mom to accomplish an englishman balloon. She could take in so much water she looked pregnant!
by Canadianfkr December 30, 2016
Guy 1: I love the colour grey!
Guy 2: The fuck you talking about? That colour is like an Englishman's diet
Guy 2: The fuck you talking about? That colour is like an Englishman's diet
by EthanCannot July 23, 2023