Skip to main content

emojitate 

a combination of the words "emoji" and "ejaculate", this word is most commonly used when a person uses a disgustingly large amount of emojis completely unnecessarily.
Person 1: Ugh, she's so annoying to text! Every sentence is followed by a slew of emojis that don't even have anything to do with the subject!

Person 2: God, I just hate it when people emojitate all over the place like that.
emojitate by ava_exists June 9, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
The act of replacing a text into a emoji
Average human: Wanna gets some pizza?
Wank: Sure but why didn't you just emojize the pizza?
Average human: Wdym
Wank: Use 🍕 instead of "pizza"
Average human: -_-
Wank: 🍆💦
Emojize by Noobdy August 30, 2018

emojitically correct 

A failure to correctly display the proper emoji in a text or email.
It is not "emojitically correct" to use emojis to replace words or at the beginning of an important text message or email

emojicise 

Overuse of emojis to express your feelings - especially when using Marco Polo. When emojicising, your finger is getting exercise from how many times you’re hitting those emojis.
You guys are really emojicising right now.

When I emojicise, I get to rapidly express my feelings visually.
emojicise by acbinsc May 19, 2020

Emobitiest 

A form of words used in a captcha on YouTube when they still had bulletins. Meaning Possibilities:

1.) Emos who express themselves through not only cutting, but biting.

2.) A phrase to say when you have nothing else to say.

3.) A threat/insult which can eventually lead to physical fights

4.) A random and completely off topic word to create a diversion.
Girl #1: So, what's going on?
Girl #2: Wha?
Girl #1: You're acting weird. Are you planning something?
Girl #2: Huh?
Girl #1: Just say i-
Girl #2: Emotbitiest!
Girl #1: Wait, what?
Girl #2: How about them waffles? *walks off*
Girl #1: Wha?

---

Dude #1: Emobitiest!
Dude #2: Eh?
Dude #1: You Emobitiest!
Dude #2: I do not bite emos.
Dude #1: Or do you?
Dude #2: *tackles Dude #1*
Emobitiest by Kacey Shanton November 3, 2009

Emobilized Fantisies 

Emobilized Fantisies is an Emo/Rock/Goth band that was formed in 2005 as an idea between EllenNicole and AshleyLynn. It started with about six members, but eventually dwindled down to these two amazing artists. EllenNicole is the lead singer, and AshleyLynn plays keyboard and backup vox. Together they compose and write lyrics and songs that can break you or build you into the strongest person you've ever been. Seriously, you should give them money so they can afford to cut a CD.
"That new band rocks my socks off."
"Which one?"
"Emobilized Fantisies, DUH."
"Oh yeahhh! I agree, they are so wicked cutthroat."
Emobilized Fantisies by EmObsessionz September 9, 2006

emojalize 

The inserting of emojis in otherwise non-emoji pictures.
"That's some sick emojalizing of that cactus!"
"This picture is seriously lacking emojis. How about you emojalize it?"
emojalize by D Lizard December 8, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Load more