emocean 

1.the greatest of all bodies of emo

2.The ocean that only the most wretched of souls meander.

3.a sea of a soul crushing, crushing abyss

"im wallowing in the pool of my own self loathing"
"don't wallow too far in the deep end, that's adult swim only"
"im 20 now i can swim in the emocean if i want to"

emocean by WigglesWorthy August 14, 2006

Emocean 

Emocean; adjective; when you’re an ocean of emotions.

“I’m a sea of emotions. I’m a emocean!”

Emocean by Marillo July 15, 2018

emocentric 

a combination of "emo" and "egocentric".
The feeling that nobody else is suffering quite as bad as you are.

Oh, you poor thing. You got a B on your paper. You're really suffering. stop being so emocentric.

emocentric by Ashara December 5, 2004

emocan dance

A dance that the emo subculture tells us that it doesn't exsist, but in the depths of the society there is a dance that consists of one bleeding around a hat while listening to any type of screamo-emo music. the hat can be substituted for a puddle of blood, or in rare cases dead babies.

girl: "are you going to the dance?"
emokid: "only if they are playing Hawthorne Heights, the only dance that i know is the emocan dance...forget i said that because it doesn't exist."

emocan dance by Michael J. Caboose June 11, 2006

emocentric 

e•mo•cen•tric |eem'oh'sentrik|
adjective
thinking only of one's own sadness, without regard for the feelings or desires of others and being whiny and totally gay; self-centered : their emocentric tendencies prevented everyone from having a non-gay evening.

noun
an emocentric person.

DERIVATIVES
emocentrically |-(uh)lee| adverb
emocentricity |-sen'trisitee| noun
emocentrism |-sentriz'm| noun

ORIGIN late 20th cent.: from emo (a terrible genre of the worst music ever recorded that only chicks and fags listen to), on the pattern of words such as geocentric.

Their emocentric tendencies prevented everyone from having a non-gay evening.

emocentric by Marc Yelloz December 28, 2005