emo blows 

1. A synonmyous variation of "emo sucks," which is an indisputable fact because emo is a false musical/fashion genre with absolutely nothing new to offer other than its own bland hodge-poge rip off of other, genuine musical subcultures, false negativity, and pride in looking like all other emo clones.

2. When one sad emo boy sucks the sad, limp penis of another emo clone.

3. A pathetic "girl punch" and/or "sissy slap" thrown at anyone in the vacinity of an emo clone whom is in the midst of a contrived tantrum.

1. I had a mystical vision, wherein the ultimate truth was revealed to me and inscribed in stone it said: "emo blows!"

2. I caught sad Sammy and homo Hank giving each other emo blows under the bleachers at the Sadie Hawkins dance.

3. That emo kid over there just unleased a flurry of emo blows and even though he connected, nobody felt a thing but amused pity.

emo blows by Marcus Solomon November 13, 2007

emo blows 

A bunch of tool bag bands like fallout boy, and simple plan, and other no name bands that are mostly made of emo kids, they usually like complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also encourage guys to cross dress and wear sweaters and girls pants. These bands have the worst singers and sound like 10 year old girls, singing along to britney spears or they were castrated and had a stick up their ass whilst singing. it is the only logical answer to their high pitched voices.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.

emo kid: OH MY GOD, did you hear? fall out boy is coming out with a new CD!! oh my god i cant wait to sit at home and cry because my girlfriend dumped me for being a bitch! gosh i cant wit to get a gutiar and think that im good and play in a band that not even other emo kids like!! not only that but its gonna be great getting tickets to their next concert in my town by giving the ticket master a blow job because im a big fat faggot! it gonna be such a great time!

me: shut up emo blows your bitch!

emo blows by conor April 4, 2006

emo blows: 

Emo sucks. period. worst for of music ever its about cutting your wrists and sitting in a dark corner in a room and crying. Oh, and the stupid plugs in the ear lobe nasty skin dangling down. Thats going to look good when you stick your head out of your ass and get a job.Stop sucking manufactured cool on mtv's teat long enough to realize what a dumb son of a bitch your being by listening to this shit. I mean your 14 relationships don't really count stop crying about a boyfriend/ girlfriend that broke up with you it doesn't matter. Oh yeah and thier guitars are just accesories they don't even use them no solos or anything just look at the hawthorne heights video he doesn't use it may look like it but he doesn't. Yeah why do all emo bands sound the same? they sound like if an 8 year old that hasn't gone threw puberty yet. Its all whine, whine, whine, cry, cry, cry my girl friend dumped me. Act like a man before I chop your balls off or wait they are already off thats why your sound like your 8 years old.They also have stupid screaming in the backround too god just shut up.

Hawthorenw heights:cause my heart is in ohio! So cut my wrists and black my eyes(so cut my wrists and black my eyes screaming in backround) cause it kills me...see told you they are cutters

emo blows: by Maddox rules September 15, 2005

emo blows: 

emo sucks its for people who like simple plan, and good charlotte which is equally gay.

emo fag: I like simple plans new video where there on the bridge because the song has such great meaning and aspiration. emo blows: oh shut up you ditz

emo blows: by swolb ome January 24, 2005