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1. ejo is ejo.
2. a form of ejoness.
3. lacking a misunderstanding of the term ejo.
You are an ejo.
Why are you being so ejo?
ejo by xjo July 26, 2006
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"Ejog" is usually used when talking about a group chat. In these "ejog gc's" you basically aren't allowed to get off/touch yourself but everyone is teasing each other as much as possible to try and make the other's lose/touch themselves. It's like a game and the last person standing is the winner.
Someone add me to an ejog gc, I wanna be teased and tease people :(
ejog by uhhphonebox July 24, 2018
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Ejoyculate

Verb:
(of a person or animal) to eject joy from the body at the moment of climax of happiness.

Noun:
happiness that has been displayed on the body, e.g. ejoyculate on one's face (a smile)
When John saw his long-lost dog after a year of separation, his face was covered in ejoyculate.

Phillip celebrated when he got an 85 on the class but when he learned the class average was a 90, he realized he prematurely ejoyculated.
Ejoyculate by wholesomewords May 20, 2017
Ejona is a smart ass girl and extremely beautiful. Her jokes crack you up and you know she's there for you and that you can have a good time with her. Peng body and often has straight hair with short and middle length hair
Ejona is a beautiful girl who deserves everything
Ejona by Rabgafbanbbbh5sf February 9, 2020
a word of exasperation, distress, exclamation, expressed typically via a mexican grandmother.
when someone spills wine on the carpet someone may exclaim "ejoles!"
ejoles by hammin December 29, 2009
I spent the evening ejoying some internet porn
ejoying by polljo December 23, 2008
That outfit is ejony!
ejony by funnypantsmcgee May 12, 2009
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