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The act of a man holding another person's eye open and then ejaculating directly into it resulting in the extreme discomfort of the recipient.
I'm going to eiluj you if you don't stop biting your finger nails.
eiluj by iloveeiluj December 16, 2008
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eiluj • eilaj • eiljesa • eiluvas • Eiu-Jin
he is sooooo eiluvas
eiluvas by eiluvas! August 14, 2003
Elijesa is eally smart and nice to everyone else
omg look at Eiljesa she is so smart
eiljesa by Galaxy lady May 18, 2018
The coolest person ever! HAWT!!! Has a lot of friends. Cooler than anyone whose name starts with an I, L, or H. Fun, kind, not normal, but not don't call them weird. Pretty, funny, loving, boy crazy (sometimes)
eilaj by ducklover_8 August 15, 2021
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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