When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.
by Jj9356 May 11, 2015
When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"
My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.
German Knuckle Cake Superman Snot totties
German Knuckle Cake Superman Snot totties
by greenradioactive March 02, 2009
When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).
by Eric Dick December 07, 2007
by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010
While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.
by FullMetalBalrog March 11, 2021
shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 15, 2021
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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ahUDGH4TREFDJVGROIFEDJFHVUGIORJFDCSA 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
by okstella July 30, 2021