ecostasis

the current trend of putting your entire life in hold due to current economic conditions, life changes, or poor financial decisions.

a condition similar to hibernation when a person is severely limited by their financial status.

when life sucks because you're broke.

ever since being laid off last month i've been in ecostasis- i haven't gone out of bought anything new.

now that i have twins i'm in ecostasis. every penny i spend goes to the family and i never do anything nice for myself.

that person has been in ecostasis ever since graduating last year. they don't work and buy everything on credit with no way to pay for it.

by gabegdb. January 22, 2011

Egostatistical

A smart ass that knows everything that ever has been, is now, and ever will be, and reminds everyone of this at every given moment. You try to reference something loosely just for effect, and this guy brings everything to a screeching halt correcting you with minor details, sounding all smart like. no one really likes this person, but he tags along like he’s part of the group. he is put up with though because usually the guy has a sweet house with a hot tub that you take full advantage of.

You: Dude, This rubix is impossible!

Egostatistical"friend": Actually, according to quantum mechanics, nothing can ever be "impossible," just very, very unlikely. Also, the rubix cube has over 42 quintillion combinations for the order of the squares.

You: Fuck you I’m going in your hot tub.

by Abe713 April 1, 2008

Ecostatic

The act of standing still in one's environment, doing absolutely nothing, so as not to cause harm to the environment.

The project team cut carbon emissions by working to ecostatic principles.

by Addramyttium November 18, 2009

ecstasia

A more personified form of the word ecstasy. It's usually used in third-person narritives, because it sounds funny when used in everyday conversation.

Ecstasia took hold of Meaghan's body as her boyfriend bit her on the shoulder.

by Kriptini March 30, 2010

Ecstasing

A song that no matter the circumstances elevates your mood, often to an almost spiritual level.

*Journey's "Don't Stop Believing* begins playing

"Woah, guys! It's our ecstasing! I know we can win sectionals now!"--Mr. Shuster.

by ellejaytea April 28, 2011

ecostatus

social standing based upon the conspicuous conservation of natural resources which are often contradicted by other actions

Kevin's ecostatus is very important to him. He tells everyone he saves water by not flushing when he pees, but he discreetly waters his lawn everyday.

Samantha considers her ecostatus to be higher than her neighbors who have a rain barrel and a compost bin, because she drives a hybrid. She doesn't count her frequent flights to Australia for vacation.

by strongwings September 5, 2012

Egostatistical

Used to describe someone who uses statistics to boost their own ego.

"You are so egostatistical!"

by Kerrigore July 14, 2003