eat cereal
to put a funnel in someones ass with milk and frootloops and eat the cearal out of the ass till its all gone ( works better with big funnel )
eat cereal by hgfdh October 22, 2006
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eat cereal
eat cereal by ThatHannahGirl September 14, 2008
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eat cereal by nutsandoats April 23, 2023
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Eat your cereal by Eat Your Cereal NOW January 28, 2021
I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤
white people eat chex cereal
Ben: chex cereal is better than lucky charms.
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal
white people eat chex cereal by Shimmmmu March 14, 2022
Eat a bowl of cereal
Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets
Eat a bowl of cereal by The pig god October 25, 2017
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