easy jet 

Low cost, budget short haul flight operator between many European cities. Owned by a Greek dude, they are often the cheapest carriers about - you have to pay for food and drink, but on the upside, the female cabin crew are often pretty fit.

"How you getting to Luton bro?"
"Easy Jet innit"

easy jet by Mister Pea September 26, 2006

easy jet 

A discount airline with really cheap prices. However, they will charge you a bitch if you are overweight.

example 1: Easy jet can fly you from Madrid to Casablanca for 50euros round trip.
example 2: But will charge 80euros because your carpet was over the weight limit (by 5kilo), on a trip from Rome to Paris (ticket was only 30 euros).

easy jet by Nicolas Sarkozy September 1, 2007

EasyJet set 

Young hip people in Europe and surrounding areas who manage to travel and party all over the place, on a low budget, thanks to low-cost carriers like EasyJet and Ryanair.

friend back in the States: Man, you must be rich to afford all this traveling! When did you join the jet set?
friend in Europe: More like the EasyJet set.

student living in Berlin: Maxime says the line at Berghain is 2 hours long.
other student living in Berlin: the EasyJet set must be in town. Let's go to Watergate and hit Berghain at 10 am

EasyJet set by LessHappy July 3, 2011

easyjetlag

Tiredness caused by getting up at stupid o'clock to catch a flight with a budget airline like easyJet or Ryanair.

Bob: "As soon as I check in to the hotel I'll need a siesta. I'll have easyjetlag from that early morning flight.

easyjetlag by famico April 22, 2011

Easyjet 

Pretty member of teacher support staff who all the kids really like and look up to.

"Crikey, that Easyjet is so nice innit"

"I hope Easyjet is in today, she really makes school fun and interesting"

Easyjet by Dawolf January 18, 2012

easyjet callback 

1) a call that will occur in 32 hours instead of planned 2 minutes only to tell you that you have to wait two more weeks for your problem to be solved

2) a customer service call happening just for the sake of calling back, the customer advisor has no idea why is he calling the customer

You have recently requested the easyjet callback service, what seems to be the problem?

easyjet callback by minnyska January 26, 2010

easyJet Fanboy 

A person who loves easyJet, gets unlimited pussy, coolest guy in the school, sleeps with 5 women at a time. Basically god. Wants to fly A320s around Europe.

Oh look its *INSERT NAME* he’s the true easyJet fanboy. I wish I was him he’s basically god. He slept with Jessica last night, gabs the day before and tomorrow he’s got Chardonnay. Fucking legend.

easyJet Fanboy by XXPussyDestoryerXX November 19, 2019