It’s the thing where two jacked middle eastern midgets strap you down and poop on your chest while you’re being water boarded while. Swag.
by Loose seal January 27, 2021
When someone of an eastern religion BS's their way out of explaining their position by appealing to mystic jargon as an evasion tactic.
E Michael Jones kept employing the Easternism, 'Logos' in his writing, but never explained what it meant.
by DL the Anti-Ecumenist December 8, 2020
@Eastern-sailor can be seen in reddit.com. He is The smartest Guy you would meet. Also not to mention he has another face... Which no one knows... Just dont bother with this guy.
by POET_2004 May 10, 2020
When someone frome the western hemisphere visits the eastern hemisphere with the intent to have as much sex with eastern people as possible.
by Ram5738 December 9, 2022
120 degrees in the summer, -20 degrees in the winter. Everyone smokes fucking weed. Every day is 4/20. Literally empty except for one or two cities here and there and some stupid weed shops. Most people there are probably active on r/trees.
Q: Hey i wanna smoke weed legally where should I go?
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.
by Omskmapping July 7, 2022
school that is supposedly filled with very smart people but half of the students are retards that cheat on pretty much every assignment
Person 1: Bro where do you go to school?
Person 2: Eastern Tech
Person 1: Oh shit bro can you help me study Integrals?
Person 2: What’s an integral?
Person 2: Eastern Tech
Person 1: Oh shit bro can you help me study Integrals?
Person 2: What’s an integral?
by michaelv73 February 28, 2020
eastern tech is a school were everyone thinks they are the shit but are really not. soccer boys are cockey and self obsessed, everyone’s a pot head, and there are a lot of Asians. everyone says they want to go to their home school but never do. the teachers give too much work and LOVE ap students. schools around baltimore county hate them but still fuck with them. only a couple teachers care about students and the rest just want to make them suffer. they also have the secret stairwell (not very secret) which now has cameras so what’s the point of calling it secret. overall the school is filled with a shit ton of low life’s who party on the weekends and random people that no one knows. #wearetech #mavericks #maverickrumble
(eastern tech student)
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)
girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)
girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face
by Alsjveudjebsysinevstsuwkkevs January 4, 2018