ePresence 

1. The act of being "live" online. Whether in an IM exchange, or video, or even email. ePresence is that quality of feeling that the entity at the other end of the exchange is actually there and responding.
2. The persona that one assumes while online in live exchanges.

1. "That artificial intelligence program feels just like I'm chatting live with someone, a real ePresence"
2. Jim always assumed a submissive persona as his ePresence when he was on Chatturbate.

ePresence by PJXXX9 October 7, 2013

Pocket presence

A quarterback is said to have good pocket presence if he:

--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers

--Knows when and where to move within the pocket

--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure

Good pocket presence separates decent quarterbacks from great quarterbacks.

Pocket presence by cajunchick February 27, 2010

presence 

to meet him after a long time and the two of you proceed to communicate via ud. while in the same room.

"samira. an annoying girl who wonders if he's going to just acknowledge her presence"
"phillip. the greatest lad of all time, can get any girl so don't even think about listing demands to him"
"you're so cute and sexy. its true now because its written"
"you're so fine, be mine. If you don't, I'll be smitten."

presence by Krkič April 27, 2019

presence 

I want a shoulder to lean on
same strength as mine
a tongue thatll speak sincerely
since really, sin's in me, sin's in you
but we exercise for a love that feels new
coz its worth it, the life, the time, the weight and the work
I want two lips to french kiss my soul
touch me inappropriately in places noones been before
someone with the audacity to like me
my monsters and saints

i want presence. i need presence.
I am a chemist, a physicist, a biologist

presence by Krkič February 29, 2020

Presence Rape 

A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.

Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.

Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.

Presence Rape by TBTPlanet January 9, 2018

Midas Presence 

The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment

User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...

Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...

Midas Presence by j-cutter November 4, 2009

Thick Presence

sparkly presence omggg but thick presence HOT COOL in other words :
sparkly presence my beloved is thick

Thick Presence my beloved

Thick Presence by Eyeball(Roblox) March 2, 2022