You are ewoke when you are woke on the internet. Alternative spellings are e-woke and i-woke. It can be both be used as a pronoun and as a verb. Not to be confused with ewoks.
George Lucas ewoke when he realized that ewoks aren't real but fictional bear-like creatures from Endor in Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi after reading a discussion on the subject on the internet.
by Dick Sucker 1337 June 8, 2018
Ewoks are teddy-bear like creatures from Star Wars that live on the planet Endor.
But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.
There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.
Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.
But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.
There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.
Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.
by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014
ewoks are just stoned teddy bears chillin in they orange hoodies
made famous by star wars: return of the jedi
made famous by star wars: return of the jedi
by skylyr shadows August 14, 2007
Utini for kick ass teddy bear with an attitude.
You don't want this buggar pissed at you thats for sure
You don't want this buggar pissed at you thats for sure
by Average_Joe August 3, 2004
Star Wars. small furry beings that build tree houses and use primitive tools most of their species live on Endor
by T-Bird June 23, 2004
by Sam Chong December 4, 2005
Motorcyle slang referring to a rider with a bike that is WAY beyond their capabilities. A metaphor between a rider so inexperienced atop a fast motorcycle and the Ewok piloting a Stortrooper speeder bike in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.
by paddywhack June 27, 2009