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Dysaniac 

A person suffering from dysania who finds it hard to get out of bed in the morning even after a good night's sleep, no hangovers and no other medical conditions.

These people usually have enough energy once they get off the bed so they are absolutely not lazy.
Rho missed the 9am class today...again. What's wrong with her?
She's a dysaniac. She'll surely make the 5pm class.
Dysaniac by ea25 July 23, 2011
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An underground adults-only thing at Disney World.
Hey baby. Hey listen, I got tickets to Dysania.
Dysania by Scikoop75 December 18, 2020
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the state of finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning after a hangover
Dude I had so much Dysania this morning I slept in my beer and didnt even care.
Dysania by nutter butt February 11, 2010
an excuse for being lazy/ not wanting to leave the bed
I suffer from dysania.
dysania by bluelukban July 17, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026