Dworschi 

Someone who messes up frequently or in important occasions

"oh, he dworsched that situation"
"don't be such a Dworschi, educate yourself first"
"that was pretty dworschi of you landing blind on that planet"

Dworschi by genosse27 March 29, 2018

Dorschitis 

A serious mental condition, mostly genetic but also very contagious. Symptoms include: extreme stupidity (saying and doing really dumb stuff), alcoholism and being a huge slut.

"God that dumb bitch won't stop whoring herself around the office! I think she has Dorschitis."

Dorschitis by The Best Dressed, Best Lookin Mother Fucker Around December 9, 2008